The Cracked Bassoon


What is this?

The Cracked Bassoon is the personal website of Sam Mathias, a curmudgeonly English researcher based in Boston, MA. It contains code snippets, stray observations, and wildly misinformed opinions on a range of science-related topics. Perhaps you’ll find something interesting here, but probably not. I wouldn’t stick around if I were you.

Latest writing

Please note that because the following has not been peer reviewed, it might be pure nonsense. Click here for the archive.

Latest publication

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